It turns out that not all of my dorm friends were arrogant arseholes. Sean and Chantal weren’t even in the room and were instead in the kitchen getting drunk or something with Kara and Ayla. All four of these people made the next couple of days amazeballs.Read more "When In Rome, You Probably Shouldn’t Get As Drunk As I Did… Rome, Italy"
It’s a known fact that I fail MAGNIFICENTLY at catching various forms of public transport, whether it be the last bus home or the only train journey valid with my pre-purchased ticket. This particular post is about the time that I sat on my train from Naples to Rome for a full forty minutes, at […]Read more "How To Really Suck At Public Transport… Naples to Rome, Italy"
When I first started planning a visit to Italy I actually found myself a little bored by the whole concept. Why? I don’t honestly know. As you will see by the next couple of posts I had the time of my life in Italy. I arrived in Naples so early that the metro office wasn’t […]Read more "A Message To Mrs Mace… Pompeii and Mount Vesuvius, Italy"
Fuelled by flapjacks I’m feeling quite confident about posting this… Sorry, but I’m not sorry, for the honesty. While bumming about on a sun bed in Malta I booked my first ever ferry trip (or my first ever ferry trip that I actually have a chance of remembering). However, I forgot to find out how […]Read more "I Promised You Poo Stories and Sunrises… Trapani to Naples, Italy"
The title of this post says it all… really. What did I learn in my first couple of days wandering around Sicily? Parma ham is both gross and expensive. It cost me no less than 2 euros for two slices… and it was just rubbish. While I was doing my usual two hour long supermarket […]Read more "Parma Ham Is Shit… Trapani and Erice, Italy"
Flying from Malta to Trapani (Sicily), Italy, was probably the worst flight of my life. Mostly because we were making an emergency landing in the sea (or so it seemed). The plane took off normally, but being sat next to two extremely nervous neighbours, I got stuck into worrying about what could go wrong during […]Read more "That Time I Thought My Plane Was Crashing Into The Sea… Trapani, Italy"