How To Make a Mess with a Pumpkin…

This is a Halloween special on how to make a mess with a pumpkin.


1. Draw on to your pumpkin how you would like to butcher it with a steak knife, scalpel or spoon.

2. Cut a big hole in the bottom of your pumpkin.

3. Now, scrape all of the intestines of your pumpkin out on to the table.

NOTE: Put a plastic bag or some newspaper down to catch some of your pumpkin discards.

4. Get to work hacking at your pumpkin in every way you possibly can and with all the vigour of a velociraptor.

5. VOILA!

You might end up with a pretty decent pumpkin… you might just end up with a mess. Either way, it’s lots of fun. So go make a mess with a pumpkin!

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How To Make a Mess with a Pumpkin…

This is a Halloween special on how to make a mess with a pumpkin.


1. Draw on to your pumpkin how you would like to butcher it with a steak knife, scalpel or spoon.

2. Cut a big hole in the bottom of your pumpkin.

3. Now, scrape all of the intestines of your pumpkin out on to the table.

NOTE: Put a plastic bag or some newspaper down to catch some of your pumpkin discards.

4. Get to work hacking at your pumpkin in every way you possibly can and with all the vigour of a velociraptor.

5. VOILA!

You might end up with a pretty decent pumpkin… you might just end up with a mess. Either way, it’s lots of fun. So go make a mess with a pumpkin!

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